STORIES OF SHORTNESS
Pen to paper. Finger to keyboard.
But not for too long.
You never know what mom has hiding in her pantry.
People of a certain age know about Pedal Pushers.
Sam I am. Goddamn.
Rock ‘n Roll hootchie, buttered, bat sausage.
Skip the ants. Screw the cob.
In a town named twice (due to its founder’s stutter or hiccups, depending on who you ask), Tim has an unusual dream: he wants to be an otter. But in Bottom Bottom, where the mayor taxes question marks and the local bartender serves drinks to match your existential crisis, perhaps that’s not so strange after all.
“‘Otter Boy’ is a delightfully absurd tale that blends Vonnegut-esque social commentary with the whimsy of Douglas Adams, all while exploring what it means to find yourself in a universe as complicated as mismatched socks. Perfect for readers who love their existential crises served with a side of pierogi sushi and their philosophical revelations delivered by talking otters who prefer to keep their English-speaking abilities to themselves.” ~ Neb Jenkins
Do not turn your nose up at this, silly gourmand! It’s freakin’ amaze-balls.
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But… but… but nothing. It’s barley!
There is nothing better than glazing your own pork roll.
Healthy-ish and very good-ish. No, seriously, it’s great.
Drunk mussels are fun… to eat.